"Green Headphones" presents – Teil 10: Warum?

Warum uns manchmal ein "Warum" nicht weiter voran bringt, sondern mindestens 18 Schritte tiefer in den Wahnsinn der Ordnung unserer Welt, zeigt Louis C.K.s Stand-Up Monolog aus dem 30-minütigen HBO Special "One Night Stand" (2005) über die scheinbar harmlose Frage seiner Tochter, warum sie an einem regnerischen Tag denn nicht das Haus verlassen könne. Der heute 46-jährige Comedian, Schauspieler, Screenwriter, Produzent und Regisseur Louis Szekely beweist in durchweg allen seinen Stand-Up-Programmen, dass er verstanden hat, was "Hilarious" heutzutage bedeuten kann und sollte, und zwar in ehrlicher Louis C.K.-Manier.

Prädikat Warum ist die Banane krumm? Weil Louis C.K. kein Blatt vor den Mund nimmt; and we can suck it!

Watch Louis C.K. HBO Special "One Night Stand" (Full Show)

Storyline "Why?" Beginn: 6:26 min

Transkription Beginn: 7:51 min

Louis C.K. – Why?

It is an insane deconstruction. It’s amazing. This is my daughter the other day, she’s like: „Papa, why can’t we go outside?“ „Well, cause it’s raining.“ „Why?“ „Well, water is coming out of the sky.“ „Why?“ „Because it was in a cloud.“ „Why?“ „Well, clouds form... when there's vapor.“ „Why?“ „I don’t know. I don’t know any more things. Those are all the things I know.“ „Why?“ „Cause I’m stupid, okay? I’m stupid.“ „Why?“ „Well, I didn’t pay attention in school. Well, I went to school but I didn’t listen in class.“ „Why?“ „Well, I was high all the time. I smoked too much pot.“ „Why?“ „Cause my parents gave me no guidance. They didn’t give a shit.“ „Why?“ „Cause they fucked in a car and had me, and they resented me for taking their youth.“ „Why?“ „Because they had bad morals. They just had no compass.“ „Why?“ „Cause they had shitty parents. It just keeps going like that.“ „Why?“ „Cause fuck it, we’re alone in the universe. Nobody gives a shit about us.“ […] This goes on for hours and hours, and it gets so weird and abstract. At the end it’s like: „Why?“ „Well, because some things are and some things are not.“ „Why?“ „Well, because things that are not can’t be.“ „Why?“ „Because then nothing wouldn’t be. You can’t have fucking nothing isn’t, everything is.“ „Why?“ „Cause if nothing wasn’t we would have all kinds of shit like giant ants with top hats dancing around. There’s no room for all that shit.“ „Why?“ „Ah, fuck you. Eat your french fries, you little shit. God damn it!“.